Kids talk. REAL STORY
A young family of three (parents and a daughter of 6) go shopping. They're going to buy a gift for their heavily pregnant friend Valia. On their way, the following dialogue happens.
Daughter: Auntie Valia is going to have a baby soon?
Mother: Yes, she is.
D: Where is her baby now?
M: Well... Inside of her belly, sunshine.
The little girl gets absorbed into a long meditation, then suddenly asks:
- Mummy you told me once that if I suck my dirty thumb, I'll get worms in my belly. So, what one needs to suck to get kids?!
Last edited by Ahnissi
on Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:35 am, edited 1 time in total.