Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
Court and screws you in front of everyone
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live
on.
Gender: Age: 51 Zodiac: Joined: 18 Mar 2006 Posts: 720 Location: Kelantan Home Country: france
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:34 am Post subject:
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of *censored*.
The doctor told him that he couldn't prescribe him a double dose. 'Why
not?'
asked the man.'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said the man.'Well, why do you need it so
badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will
be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday.
Can't you see? I must have a double dose.'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have
to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there were
any side effects.'
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
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