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stud · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject: A Quick Joke

One day when I was young I came home from sunday school with a black eye. My father sees it and says, "stud, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn’t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That’s when she hit me!" "stud," my father said. "You don’t do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next sunday I came home with the other eye black and blue. My father said, "stud, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," I said, "It wasn’t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Tex who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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Vixey · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject:

Now I really had a laugh with this thinking of Little Stud and Little Tex in church together.... Razz

stud · Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:50 am Post subject:

Oh yeah I didn't think of it that way.
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